Taking a cue from James Lipton:

What is your favorite word?
“Wikipedia.” I use it quite often daily, AND it can be used as a verb. Much like “Google.”

What is your least favorite word?
“Obligation.” Or any form of it. I hate, hate, HATE doing something out of obligation. That signifies that either I should not be doing it in the first place … or if it’s something I should be doing, then I should WANT to do it. Hopefully, anyway.

What turns you on?
Acts of service. Gifts. That’s my 2 love languages, right there!

What turns you off?
Manipulation. People who manipulate others to accomplish their secret, hidden agenda. Very few things anger me more than that.

What sound or noise do you love?
My cat purring. My dog yawning. My husband when he talks to himself. The dishwasher running.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails on a chalk board. I get goose bumps just thinking about it.

What is your favorite curse word?
*bleep*

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astronaut. I think that would make me believe in God even more.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything to do with slaughtering animals. I can’t even watch animals kill each other on TV. I know it’s the whole circle of life thing, blah blah blah, but that doesn’t mean I have to watch it in HD.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I would love for Him to quote a line from “The Office.” That would be the ultimate.